A Complete MorningOrange?A Complete Morning by *DemonisAOH
Frosted Flakes FOREVER!
Wait, hold on.
Just hold the phone a minute.
Seriously, I don't want to deal with my girlfriend right now.
A tragedy just occurred in a world.
There is one little contraption.
It heats things in it,
Makes them nice and crispy and just warm and soft.
It's a wonderful little machine
And my morning isn't complete without it!
How am I supposed to eat this bread?
It's just ... bread.
I mean I guess I could eat it.
But I like it kinda crunchy.
To hell with this,
I'll go eat some cold pizza.
|These are the random things that I either think up, get asked to do, or have to deal with the book that my siblings and I are writing named Raining Blood. Yeah, it's a crapton of work. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's totally worth it. All are welcome to look through my gallery, but if you troll, I will personally get you good. And I mean gooooooood.|
So yeah Enjoy.
|You have a choice. A killer, his wife, or their adorable neko daughter.|
... we all know Averia is best.
|Just working towards some points that I can use on myself or friends. Any and all amounts are welcome, and I promise a llama for all those who give me points and haven't received one from me already.|
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